Here Are All of the Ways that Rob Kardashian’s Family Is Avoiding His Engagement to Blac Chyna

Ah, family.

It was revealed this morning that Arthur George sock CEO, Rob Kardashian, asked Blac Chyna for her hand in marriage after just two months of dating. While Kardashian’s ex-girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon, and Kimoji kompetitorAmber Rose, dutifully expressed their congratulations on social media, a gaping silence still remains from Rob’s entire nuclear family on the Internet or otherwise.

Sure—the Kardashians might have privately sent the couple an Edible Arrangement with fruit dunked in diabetic-friendly chocolate, but it can be inferred that the clan isn’t ecstatic over the news of Chyna’s re-entry into the family given her prospective Keeping Up cameo deal, among other instances of shade.

Also, it doesn’t help that momager, Kris Jenner, swept up all of the sisters and their families onto a private jet just a day ahead of Rob’s proposal to embark on an impromptu skiing vacation.

Plebeians such as us would have cited a lack of Wi-Fi to avoid posting a reluctant Instagram collage in congratulations of our sibling’s frowned-upon engagement, but the Kardashians have a #brand to upkeep and blatantly continue to social media the day away.

If you don’t believe us, just take a look at all the menial things that the Kardashians are doing to avoid addressing Rob’s engagement.

1. Kris is stanning for Kylie’s PAPER magazine cover

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2. And is freaking out about her blue hair

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3. AND is promoting her “relationship” with Corey Gamble

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4. Kylie is channeling “Kris Jenner vibes” while wearing a Muppet

Kris Jenner vibes @papermagazine

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5. She also grew a beard


6. Kim is watching Kanye’s album thrive(ish) outside of TIDAL

Wow this is crazy!!!!! #Pablo

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7. Kanye is still working on the aforementioned album while making s’mores for the family up in Vale, Colorado


8. Khloé is holding Penelope Disick as a hair hostage

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9. Kendall is reposting Tumblr photos on Instagram


10. Kourtney is quoting Ernest Hemingway


11. And is explaining why she takes ghee every morning


12. Caitlyn Jenner is sharing blurry-ass photos of her “favorite things”

A few of my favorite things! #coffeeforthewin #traveltuesday

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13. Tyga is repping Cam’ron and his crew


14. And the family, collectively, found the real Todd Kraines