Michael Bublé Breaks His Silence on Corngate 2016

Thou shalt repent for thine sin, Bublé.

Surely, by now, you have seen this incriminating photo of Frank Sinatra incarnate, Michael Bublé, eating an ear of corn like a goddamn sociopath:

Call it sacrilege, call it Canadian — whatever it is, it’s just not right.

There have been memes upon memes curated to call out Bublé on his grave gastronomical error, like this one:

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Or this one:

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But now, the singer has officially broken his silence on Corngate 2016, the worst instance of vegetable assault that the world has seen since Rob Kardashian’s liberal use of the eggplant Emoji:

 

The corn’s representatives declined to comment.