Who’s Good Enough to Sing at Mariah Carey’s Wedding? ‘F*cking Nobody. Bye!’ 

Sounds about right.

Mariah Carey, the world-renowned performer, likes to go all-out, so when Entertainment Tonight recently asked the diva who is worthy to perform at her upcoming wedding, she provided the perfect answer: “F*cking nobody. Bye!”

The 46-year-old songstress went on to explain that she and her billionaire Aussie fiancé James Packer are planning a low-key ceremony and no, she won’t be performing at her own nuptials.

“Of course I’m not going to perform at my wedding. It’s not even gonna be like that,” she said. “I’m not even sure someone is performing. It’s more gonna be a small thing. We already did the thing with the ring. So, you know, it’s over the top already! It’s over the top enough.”

ET caught up with her at the NBCUniversal Upfronts on Monday morning, but despite the early(ish) hour, Mariah showed up in a dazzling sequined tiger-stripe minidress. “I know it’s not morning attire, but I don’t care,” she said. “I don’t know what a morning is…”