Someone Please Buy Ashton Kutcher a Coffee
He could really use a boost.
Is it because paparazzi were following you, Mila Kunis, and baby Wyatt earlier in the day? Or are you concerned that, as a former Steve Jobs, the potential future of iPhones without a headphone jack will kill your gym flow — though you seem like a Bluetooth guy. Right, Kutcher?
Here’s a link to the Starbucks gift card page. Please caffeineate this man before he “just can’t even”. Launch the gallery at the top of the page if you need more evidence to donate.