Matt Damon’s Best Friends Make Fun of Him for GQ
For the August issue of GQ, Damon’s best friends including Ben Affleck, George Clooney, Tina Fey and Martin Scorsese contributed to “The Encyclopedia of Matt Damon” and revealed their true feelings about Damon.
“The quality that has allowed Matt to maintain the illusion that he is Mr. Nice Guy is that he found a young TV actor who was just a pretty face and made friends with him so he would always look good by comparison,” Affleck revealed. “Matt is very media-savvy and manipulative in that way. He’s like a mix of [O.J. Simpson defense-team members] Bob Shapiro and Alan Dershowitz.”
“He looks swell in a Speedo.” Clooney added.
Even Damon’s arch nemesis Jimmy Kimmel revealed how he really feels about the actor. “I mean, they [Matt Damon’s teeth] can’t be real, right? They’re so perfect,” he admitted. “They’re obviously something that some Hollywood witch doctor put into his head somewhere along the line, possibly on one of his jaunts to China where he disappears for six months and suddenly has a whole new look. One day he’s Jason Bourne. The next day he’s Liberace’s fiancé.”
The August issue of GQ is set to hit stands July 18th, 2016.