WATCH: Joe Jonas, the Most Well-Endowed Jonas Brother, Plays ‘Shag, Marry, Kill’ with Ex-Girlfriends

When presented with Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid, and Demi Lovato as choices in “Shag, Marry, Kill,” Joe Jonas was quite diplomatic.

Joe’s first task on Thursday’s episode of Watch What Happens Live (July 28, 2016) was to fill in the (apparent) sizable gap that Nick Jonas left during his previous appearance on the show when he declined to inform Andy Cohen as to which Jonas brother has the largest penis.

“You know—this is Nick’s words, not mine—but he said he was going to say me, so I’ll say me,” boasts Joe.

Joe elaborated on a claim that he made back in April where he mentioned that he was going to write a song that is going to “piss someone off.”

“I’m going to save it for a side project, possibly—maybe a B-side,” he told Cohen, pleading the fifth as to who the subject of the song is.

Finally, Joe entertained Cohen’s game of “Shag, Marry, Kill” where he had to choose a hypothetical future with his famous ex-girlfriends. Rest assured that he did not kill Swift, but let’s just say that Zayn Malik might have some beef after he watches this clip that reveals his choices: