Here’s How Orlando Bloom Reacted to Those Naked Penis Photos

Though the rest of us are still freaking out over the uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom’s penis that have recently surfaced online, the actor is reportedly feeling cool as a cucumber — or maybe eggplant? — about having his nudes circulate around the internet.

“[Orlando] finds the whole thing amusing,” a source tells Us Weekly, explaining that the Pirates of the Caribbean star even joked about publications using a rather flattering large black box to censor out his junk.

As for Bloom’s girlfriend Katy Perry, who was photographed in a bikini as the nude actor rowed them to shore on their paddle board, word on the street is that she’s totally fine with her beau getting naked for all to see as well.

“This isn’t something that would annoy her,” the insider adds.

Bloom, 39, was photographed in the buff while on a vacation with Perry, 31, in Sardinia, Italy this week. Though his girlfriend wore a yellow two-piece to their seaside getaway, Bloom stripped down from his swimming trunks once he hit the beach, giving everyone a long and hard look at his dick. The couple was also seen packing on major PDA on the beach, kissing and cuddling one another before Perry rubbed some tanning oil onto Bloom’s back.

Bloom and Perry have been dating since January after meeting at a Golden Globes after-party.