Kanye West Pens Ode to McDonalds for Frank Ocean’s Boys Don’t Cry Zine

When  you’re a true artist you can find inspiration anywhere, just ask Kanye West.

Over the weekend, Frank Ocean dropped his much-anticipated second studio album “Blonde.” In conjunction with the album, Ocean released a zine titled “Boys Don’t Cry,” with contributions by A$AP Rocky, James Blake, and Tyler, the Creator and most importantly, Yeezus himself.

For his contribution, Kanye out Kanye’d himself with a 31 line ode McDonalds titled “The McDonalds Man.” We could explain it to you, but we suggest you do yourself the favor and read it yourself.

The McDonalds Man Calabassas, California
McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan
The salad bad and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan
McDonalds man
McDonalds man
I know them French fries had a plan
I know them French fries had a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t
McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everyone was jealous of them French fries
Expect for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

Brb, gotta hit the drive through.