Beyoncé Is Having a Really Solid Week and It’s Only Tuesday

Beyoncé — your fav, your “MOM,” the ruler of your immediate universe — is f*cking up your concentration with her distribution of life through every medium she has at her disposal following her contribution to Frank Ocean’s new album.

Let’s begin with her website, which will likely start charging admission like the Smithsonian due to its content’s historic pertinence. Beyoncé shared behind the scenes photos from the set of her visual album Lemonade that document her performing her own stunts while wearing Cavalli.

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CREDIT: Beyonce.com

And boycotting herself like an embraceable dork.

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CREDIT: Beyonce.com

And making tug of war like a Botticelli painting.

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CREDIT: Beyonce.com

Also featured in Beyoncé’s photo album is Zendaya and the other featured women in her short film serving up beauty and power like no other.

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CREDIT: Beyonce.com

Then, Beyoncé released a whole new set of Lemonade-themed merchandise to her online shop on which you can blow your next paycheck as soon as it hits your account.

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CREDIT: Beyonce Shop
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Finally, she closed out her period of exorbitant greatness by leveling up on Jay Z’s power suit at the Hands of Stone premiere in New York City by wearing her own.

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CREDIT: Snapchat/Usher
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CREDIT: Beyonce.com

So, what were you saying about the Seamless you ordered last night?