It Was Rob Lowe’s Roast, But Ann Coulter Is the One Who Seemed to Get Burned the Most
At the taping of the Comedy Central special, the outspoken conservative pundit took a real beating from some of the her fellow roasters.
“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive,” said British comedian Jimmy Carr. “It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.” Eeek. Coulter reportedly made the appearance on the infamous NSFW event to promote her new book.
Here are more cracks and whips from the roasters, including Roast Master David Spade, comedians Jeffrey Ross and Nikki Glaser, singer Jewel, former NFL star Peyton Manning and SNL’s Pete Davidson, courtesy of E! News:
“Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave” – Nikki Glaser
“Rob Lowe. Or as the girls in the sex tape said, ‘Rob, no'” – Jeffrey Ross
“SNL just released a compilation of David Spade’s funniest sketches. It’s called The Best of Chris Farley”—Rob Lowe
“I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” – Peyton Manning
“Peyton Manning is a two-time Super Bowl champion and a Hall of Famer but it didn’t give him a big head. That came from years of inbreeding” – Rob Lowe
“Rob’s secret to having his face looking so young? Having over 1,000 woman sit on it” – David Spade
“Last year, we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets and now we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye holes in them” – Pete Davidson
“Jeff Ross [who was dressed as Prince] is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899″ – Jewel
“For years, Rob Lowe had a sex addiction, but he cured it by getting less famous” – David Spade
“Rob defies…age restrictions. You’re a f–king Adonis. Look at you. You look like you were sculpted. You put the statue in statutory rape” – Nikki Glaser
The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe airs on Comedy Central on Labor Day at 10PM.