Amy Schumer Is Très Sick with Food Poisoning in Paris

Amy Schumer was hit with a case of food poisoning while traveling with her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, in Paris, France.

Schumer first shared a luxurious photo of herself and Hanisch laid up in bed as she announced that Paris was treating her body unkindly. “Thanks for everything Paris! Except the food poisoning.#nooooooooooo #balmain #nyfw,” she wrote in the caption.

Thanks for everything Paris! Except the food poisoning. #nooooooooooo #balmain #nyfw

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Eating chicken broth in front of the Eiffel Tower seemed like a cure-all to remedy the illness.

Trying to eat chicken broth post puke fest

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Contrary to popular belief, it wasn’t, and Schumer ended up in the hospital.

No red flags with this girl

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The silver lining of this whole story is that we now have a dating ad for hospital Tinder when that becomes a thing because you know that it definitely, definitely will. 

Pretty fired up to meet someone

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May the wind always be at your back, Amy, except when you’re wearing a hospital gown. Things get drafty.