The Most Controversial Thing About Jennifer Aniston’s Date Night Has Nothing to Do with Brangelina

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston went out for dinner on Saturday night in New York after Aniston was roped into Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce saga, but their date night’s unsung highlights can be found in Theroux’s wardrobe.

Aniston’s outfit was a minimalist win with her all-black ensemble and T-strap stilettos, but Theroux looked like a hot off-duty electrician.

First, we have to ask about Theroux about his layering. Was the climate shift from Los Angeles to New York so rough on his tender skin that he had to layer a utility vest over a hoodie that’s zipped up to the tippy top, right below his chin?

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux arrive home after a dinner date
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Then, THEN, we must inquire about Theroux’s droopy suspenders that hung from his belt loops down to his legs. Was he so involved in making sure that his upper half was warm that he forgot to complete the action of securing them around his shoulders, or is this his post-Zoolander 2 contribution to Milan Fashion Week?

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux arrive home after a dinner date
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Earlier in the day, a personal masseuse was seen arriving at the couple’s apartment with her own massage table for a two-hour visit. Us Weekly reported that Aniston decided to leave L.A. to come to New York after the news of Brangelina’s divorce because “she was being hounded so much” about the situation.

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Launch the gallery at the top of the page to view more photos of Theroux and Aniston’s date night to Smile restaurant.