In a new post on her app, Kardashian reveals which of Cosmopolitan‘s infamous bizarre sex advice she’s down to try out with bae. While the reality star admits she’s “all for experimenting with your sex life and bringing your A game under the sheets,” there are even some things she just won’t do. Case in point: Bringing food into the bedroom.
“I don’t want to feed ice cream to anyone unless it’s in a restaurant, LOL. And even then it would only be one bite,” she muses. “You know I’m Khlo-C-D, too, so nothing sounds worse to me than spilling ice cream in my bed.”
Another thing Kardashian shuts down is making prolonged eye contact during foreplay. When Cosmopolitan suggests readers to “start by kissing with your eyes open and looking at each other during foreplay,” Kardashian admits that the recommendation is just a recipe for disaster for her.
“That scares me,” she confesses. “I would be like, ‘OMG, what?! What are you looking at?!’ I think I’d either start laughing or get mad. Like, ‘What are you fucking looking at?'”
Though Kardashian also passes on the idea having sex only during TV commercials and pressing a fork—”firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything”— onto her boyfriend’s butt cheeks, she says she doesn’t mind doing a little role-playing in the bedroom. (Take note, Tristan Thompson!)
“I think role-playing is totally fine, but you have to do it to your own personality,” Kardashian notes. “It just depends though because you don’t want to be too crazy. Sometimes the guy might be like, ‘WTF is wrong with you?'”
Maybe having a rhinestone whip next to her bed will come in handy, too.