14 Holiday Gifts We’d Like to Give Celebrities This Year
This season, most of us will make that extra effort to be generous to our friends, family, and loved ones. If we could, some of us would also take a moment to extend that generosity to our favorite celebrities.
I asked the staff of Celebuzz to tell me what kinds of gifts they’d buy for their favorite (or you know, not favorite) celebrities. Turns out, we’re a bunch of trolls. Below, see what we, the writers and editors of the Number One Pop Culture Website* (*in someone’s heart, surely) would give as gifts to celebrities like Lady Gaga, Orlando Bloom, Blac Chyna, and more.
Matt Russoniello, Managing Editor, Would Like to Give…
“Gaga has as many dogs as she has No. 1 hits, which is to say three, which is to say a lot. Give those pups the luxe life they deserve!”
“Should Selena’s decide to take another social media hiatus, her phone should be comfortable. And hey, she can afford it.”
Michael Prieve, Editor-in-Chief, Would Like to Give…
… Demi Lovato an island!
“Being a young celebrity is tough. Having your own oasis is which you can get away from life, fans, Twitter and everyone else is key. So an island that is far, far, far, far, far away from everyone else would be ideal.”
“A gift certificate for a visit to Kim Kimble, Beyoncé’s hairstylist is key, because we all know that the Donald could definitely use a new look.”
Mia Lardiere, Multimedia Content Producer, Would Like to Give…
“Because you can never have too many!!!”
“If one thing would make Ben Affleck happy this year, it might just be this one-piece pajama set that comes equipped with a butt flap.”
Jelani Addams Rosa, Staff Editor, Would Like to Give…
“All this modern money counting business seems to really confuse him, so I figure a much more simple device will help him get his affairs in order.”
“His house may be empty, but at least his stomach won’t be!”
Gabi Chung, Senior Editor, Would Like to Give…
“A book to jot down all the things she’ll be undoubtedly ~realizing~ in the new year.”
“Because you know… *Insert eggplant emoji here*”
“Since they like horses so much, they can finally become one together.”
Scott Baumgartner, Staff Editor, Would Like to Give…
“He keeps losing his for some reason…”
“Because new parents need to treat themselves sometimes!”