‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author Epically Trolls Piers Morgan Amid J.K. Rowling Feud

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Piers Morgan is feuding with J.K. Rowling, and he’s losing pretty badly.

The online spat first started when Rowling tweeted that it was “satisfying” to see the “amoral” British journalist and one-time Celebrity Apprentice winner get dragged on national television during Morgan’s recent appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher. Morgan then retaliated by calling her work “drivel,” despite admitting to having never read a single word of Harry Potter.

When a bookstore started tweeting lines from the series to Morgan so that he had to read them, the 51-year-old turned to Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James for help — only to get trolled again.

James replied with a seemingly innocuous quote about overexposure, before revealing it was directly lifted from — where else? — Rowling’s second Harry Potter novel. BAM.

However, James wasn’t the only one to be taking digs at Morgan. The English editor’s son, Spencer, had also been throwing some shade. As a self-professed fan of the books, he proudly showed off his Harry Potter tattoo and photos from his visit to the series’ stage play, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

Morgan resorted to threatening to take cut his son out of his will because, welp, what else can you do when even your flesh and blood is #TeamRowling?