As it Turns Out, Justin Bieber Did Not Pee His Pants
We wondered aloud why Scooter Braun or Usher Raymond didn’t alert him of his unfortunate crotchal situation, but Bieber, sweet Bieber, graciously offered an explanation about what really dampened his pants.
“Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my d**k area,” Bieber wrote on Twitter. “Didn’t bother me if it made ya laugh nice!
He followed up with the appropriate Billy Madison reference.
Now that this mystery has been solved, we hope that you will be able to sleep tight this evening.