Kourtney Kardashian’s Birthday Celebrations Involve Nipple Clamps, Naked Cartwheels, ‘Special Brownies’

To say the absolute least, Kourtney Kardashian’s birthday trip to Mexico with her girlfriends is popping off.

Kim Kardashian offered a candid look at the chain of events that have transpired so far during Kourtney’s destination celebration with her squad of Joyce Bonelli, Jen Atkin, and Malika Haqq, among others. Kim’s first tweet on Monday night simply stated, “So I’m gonna give u guys a play by play of the trip so far…”

(Brief interjection to note that Atkin did this drunken braid on Kourtney:)

Brittny Gastineau skinny dipped by herself and then “disappeared for the two days,” Hrush Achemyan allegedly “gives free twerk lessons 24/7,” and Bonelli put nipple clamps on Haqq.

Let the evidence show that it is so, so lit:

As for Kim? Well, she’s just enjoying her ice cream all by her lonesome.

https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/856723550727622656

Check out their Snapchat stories to see photos of Kourtney’s new nipple clamps.