Kelly Osbourne Is a Graceful Loser. LOL, Not Really.

You didn't really think that Kelly Osbourne would go down in defeat without issuing a barrage of obscenity, did you?

Us Magazine caught up with Ozzy's kid after she was beat out by dentally gifted Mormon Donny Osmond on Tuesday night's Dancing With the Stars, and her response to the loss was about as graceful as Jennifer Lopez's American Music Awards performance.

Declared Kelly,

"Everyone kept coming up to me and saying, 'Are you okay? Are

VIDEO: Adam Lambert Says He's Not a Babysitter; Nation's Parents Breathe Sigh of Relief

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Parents of America, let it be known: Adam Lambert will not watch your kids for you.

After getting 86'ed from Good Morning America, the American Idol fave appeared on CBS' The Early Show on Wednesday to dazzle the audience with his fabulousness, and quite naturally the subject of his sexually charged American Music Awards performance came up.

Deflecting co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez's "won't somebody think of the children" line of questioning,... Continue »

VIDEO: Miley Cyrus Finds Room in Mouth for Other Foot, Calls Twilight a "Cult"

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It's official: Miley Cyrus has a death wish.

That's the only way we can explain her interview earlier this week with Sirius XM's Morning Mash Up, during which the Hannah Montana star took yet another shot at the Twilight saga, this time comparing its fans to brainwashed cult members.

Proclaimed Miley,

“I think it’s like [a] cult...I think it’s a cult. I think it’s bad. I think it’s like, just people get too into it. or me, I think it’s like

New Moon's Audience Expands Into the Middle-Aged Perv Market

Think that the Twilight saga is only for teenage girls who swoon over hot vampires?

Think again—it's also for the middle-aged sickos who stalk them!

Out of Norton Shores, Michigan, comes news that teenage moviegoer Erin Westrate got a little something extra while while attending a New Moon showing last Friday: a bite on the neck from an older gentleman who was looking to get his Edward Cullen on.

But hey, before we rush to judgment, let it be... Continue »

Kristen Stewart to Expand her Acting Chops in New Movie, May Even Bite Her Upper Lip for a Change

Good news, Kristen Stewart fans; you'll soon be getting a chance to see her act in a movie. 

For the last two years now, Stewart's big-screen presence has primarily consisted of swooning over her co-star Robert Pattinson (as if that required any dramatic chops) and perfecting her patented blank-eyed, lovelorn gaze.

But K-Stew has a new project, The Yellow Handkerchief, coming to theaters in February, and producer Arthur Cohn tells People... Continue »

John Mayer: The Douchebag Challenge

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"What if I had a booth on the street and I said, 'Attention, everybody who hates me: If you have a problem with me, I'm ready to hear your gripes! I will be outside the Barneys store on 60th Street from two to four this afternoon. [...]

"How many people do you think would be standing there? I'm talking about people getting the chance to tell me directly, 'I think you're a douchebag.' You know how many people would do it? Ze-ro."

- John