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Amy Winehouse to Bodyguard: "Talk to the Hand!"

by celebuzz on Jul. 9, 2008 03:32 PM / 1 Comment
Amy Winehouse to Bodyguard: "Talk to the Hand!"
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Now here's something you won't see the Madame Tussaud's Amy Winehouse wax figure doing.

Having warmed up by walloping random barflies and one of her fans in Glastonbury recently, Wine-O has moved on to roughing up her own bodyguard.

According to British paper the Daily Mail, Amy unleashed five fingers of Winehouse fury on the poor security dude as she bustled past him last night like she was on her way to a 3-for-1 crack-rock sale.

Oomph; pretty harsh. But it does bring up an interesting point.

Amy's apparently a pretty fair pugilist. And a decent sprinter.

Are these qualities normally associated with someone who's reportedly at death's door?

Clearly, Amy has discovered the secret to staying fit while indulging in gross excesses.

She should start her own workout empire, a la Billy Blanks.

Whatever she's doing works for her. Imagine the miracles it could accomplish among people who don't need biohazard warnings on their foreheads.

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“These are shots of Amy Winehouse going on a one-beehive bar tour immediately after leaving a drug and alcohol abuse center. Obviously, they have a very effective program. No, really, I'm serious. She actually used the door this time instead of bursting through the wall screaming "ARGH! AMY LOVES BOOZE! BOOZE LOVE AMY?"”
The Superficial
“Apparently Amy Winehouse is one bitch you do not want to f--k with. Wino has been on a total rampage the last couple of days, attacking a; fan, a bar patron and even her own body guard! We spotted Amy last night during a pub crawl and when she returned home she was angered by paps and the bodyguard (who was there to protect her as she entered) so she palmed the bodyguard in tha face!
I'd say her violence is a result of being on a crazy bender, but "bender" would imply the heavy drinking is temporary and we all know that it's quite the opposite with old Wino. I miss the days when she'd just get drunk or do some drugs and make funny faces, but now she's just become a threat to public safety, and we can't have that. Hopefully she won't try to fashion any of her scarves or barrettes into brass knuckles or anything.”
“Amy Winehouse was spotted going from bar to bar in London on July 8, 2008, but she also stopped to ask photographers for a cigarette because she didn't have any money with her. However, she didn't stay out of trouble for long as she was said to have hit another fan in an unprovoked attack at a pub. Wayne Lindsay told the Daily Mail via Starpulse he was standing behind the singer when she hit him three times:

"There was no obvious reason for her flying off the handle. But she clearly thought I had done something. She was wild. She just flipped. It was if she had voices in her head."


Miss Wild Wino was also caught on camera attacking her own bodyguard! Check out the photos here.

OMG, poor guy! Amy needs to be locked up and given a psychiatric evaluation for all of this violent behavior. The girl's nuts! Her parents or her manager should buy her a punching bag and let her go wild on that for a change.”
Gabby Babble
“If you are Amy Winehouse, what do you do after visiting a clinic for drug and alcohol addiction? That's right, you stop at the first bar. Cheers!”
Gabby Babble
“Singer Amy Winehouse leaves her house to go to the Stapleford Centre in South West London on Tuesday.

As she makes her way to her car, she flashes a few odd stares and a six of clubs from a deck of cards. Apparently card play is her new hobby.

Or does it represent something more sinister; dare we say... DEVILISH!? *evil laugh*...

*more evil laughing*

You realize, Satan worship could explain the seemingly unexplainable—why Amy has been so FREAKING PSYCHO over the past few years.

Or maybe, just maybe, Amy Winehouse is...(putting on 'Church Lady' costume) SATAN!?”
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