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Amy Winehouse Cleans Her House, Stops There

by Michael P on May. 29, 2008 08:05 AM / 5 Comments
Amy Winehouse Cleans Her House, Stops There
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Crackhead Amy Winehouse was photographed doing something besides running around in a dirty bra and being high. She cleaned! Amy grabbed a vacuum, used it on her drug rug and took out the trash.

With her gorgeous beehive suspended in a kerchief (she doesn't want it falling free and reversing her cleaning efforts), Amy showed the paparazzi who constantly lurk outside her home that she is indeed a domestic goddess. A crack-accident-prone domestic goddess, judging by that gash on her arm.

Another theory is that those micelings Amy and fellow rolling wreck Pete Doherty were torturing in that video finally escaped, and Wine-O was taking the shock-and-awe approach by trying to catch them with her Hoover. It's crack ingenuity at work, folks.

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“Oh lord. Here's Amy Winehouse, looking dangerously close to being sucked up by her vacuum cleaner as she does some housecleaning. This cleaning lady's always about a stray cigarette away from a serious accident.

Meanwhile, that glazed look in her eye ad that vacant smile on her face means that girlfriend is probably completely out of it. But I don't really blame her, since if anyone should have a reason to be wasted, it should be to do clean the house.”
Socialite Life
“Don't get all excited, kids.  She cleaned up her house, not herself.  C'mon.By the by.  There's a unicorn sitting behind you.Really.  You're too gullible.Right, so.  Last night, we spotted the Amy Winehouse both taking out the trash and doing something with a vacuum cleaner.  Was she also dumping the vacuum? …”
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