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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty's Kiss of Near-Death

by celebuzz on May. 14, 2008 09:53 AM / 6 Comments
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty's Kiss of Near-Death
Splash News Online

Did anyone see where that eye bleach went to?

Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse were in a celebratory mood last night, following their respective liberation from the British legal system. (Doherty was recently released from jail after serving a sentence for drug charges; Winehouse learned that she wouldn't be charged after a video of her allegedly smoking crack surfaced.)

So celebratory, in fact, that the scabby couple swapped spit in front of Amy's Camden residence, following a "freedom" concert by Doherty's band, Babyshambles.

Hopefully, a toxic cleanup crew was immediately called to the scene. There's no telling what kind of public-health hazard might result if stray drops of the couple's saliva stew were released into the atmosphere.

On the other hand, their combined spittle probably packs a killer high.

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“This has to be one picture you thought you'd NEVER see. Singer Pete Doherty and soul diva Amy Winehouse locking lips! The image of two troubled musicians bonding over a tender (but slightly gross) peck goodbye is enough to get the rumor mill working.”
Splash News Online
“Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty kissed their goodbyes last night after Pete's first concert since he was released from prison a week ago. Thank God they only exchanged saliva.  Mix in some blood and semen from these two and it would have been like the alien blood that burns through the hull of a spaceship.”
“Either I'm hallucinating from the bottle of Benadryl I just downed (stupid allergies) or God really hates my eyes - with a vengeance generally reserved for Revelations.”
The Superficial
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