Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty’s Kiss of Near-Death
Did anyone see where that eye bleach went to?
Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse were in a celebratory mood last night, following their respective liberation from the British legal system. (Doherty was recently released from jail after serving a sentence for drug charges; Winehouse learned that she wouldn’t be charged after a video of her allegedly smoking crack surfaced.)
So celebratory, in fact, that the scabby couple swapped spit in front of Amy’s Camden residence, following a “freedom” concert by Doherty’s band, Babyshambles.
Hopefully, a toxic cleanup crew was immediately called to the scene. There’s no telling what kind of public-health hazard might result if stray drops of the couple’s saliva stew were released into the atmosphere.
On the other hand, their combined spittle probably packs a killer high.
One word: GROSS
yeah, barf
HOT!
Winehouse ties with Sarah Jessica Parker as the UN-sexiest woman of the year. Or of the decade.
sexyyyyy
blurg