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Amy Winehouse: The Picture of Health and Beauty!

by Celebuzz on Sep. 12, 2008 02:49 PM / 4 Comments

There's been a lot of scuttlebutt lately about Amy Winehouse's supposed downward spiral.

But as these photos of Wine-O at a recent DJ stint at London's Monarch Club prove, the beehived dynamo is at the top of her game.

Yes, she might have demanded 48 bottles of Jack Daniels at a gig recently, but you know what? Only someone in tip-top health could withstand that kind of alcohol consumption.

And, yes, it was reported last month that Winehouse is due to go into rehab yet again, but think about it; her biggest hit so far was about treatment facilities. She's probably working on another song. It's called research, people!

Shame on anyone who would deny Amy Winehouse's fortitude with scurrilous rumors—they only wish they could keep it together as seemingly effortlessly as Winehouse does.

Of course, it probably helps that Wine-O has surrounded herself with supportive, wholesome influences lately.

Kudos to you, Amy Winehouse; you'll outlive us all!

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“This woman has become the living dead. Look at Amy Winehouse, lurking in the shadows as she shows up two hours late to the Monarch pub in Camden to perform her DJ set. Skinny, bedraggled and of course fighting with security guards on her way in, Amy scared the shit out of fans with her ghostly appearance.”

Socialite Life

“Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse is like the little engine that could. No matter how many times you think she's going to die, she just keeps on kicking. Literally.”

Pacific Coast News

“Troubled Amy Winehouse had her fans gasping in worry last night, as she emerged from weeks of hiding looking worse than ever. It was obvious to see that the known addict had hit an all time low, as she stepped out revealing more scratches under a layer of dirt and badly applied fake tan.”

Splash News Online

“The London tabloids are going all apesh*t today saying Amy Winehouse looks to be on the verge of death. Though her publicist claims Amy is sober these days, Splash has pictures showing an unidentified white powder tucked into her bra.

I’m pretty sure she can be declared dead just as she is. This is close enough. Living people don't look like this. She looks like a sketch you’d see in the necronomicon.”

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buzzgent 1 yr 2 mos ago
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I've seen homeless people in dumpsters who look cleaner than this broad.
starjonesing 1 yr 2 mos ago
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I hope she pulls it together but this photo is the scariest one yet.
Serwa 2 mos ago
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Hi everyone. There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun. Help me! Looking for sites on: Uk discount perfumes online. I found only this - . Olga got to run oil from her wood and her business to her integration. discount perfumes for womens. THX :-(, Serwa from Australia.
Li 2 mos ago
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Greeting. Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.
I am from South and too bad know English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Business gant chart, murakami published the enforcer son."

With respect :-D, Li.