Amy Winehouse on Suicide Watch
Winehouse apparently held a knife to her chest recently and questioned the purpose of living.
Word is she has an obsession with dying young and is distraught over husband Blake Civil-Fielder's refusal to take early probation. (Civil turned his nose up at an early parole because he would have to live with his mother, and go into rehab.)
"Her friends managed to get the knife away from her but are now holding a 24-hour suicide watch," notes MTV. "Amy has a death wish. Her emotions are exaggerated. She is either high all the time or when she hears something she doesn't like, she's suicidal."
Blake will be out of the pokey in December, so perhaps he and Amy can take the Church of Scientology's offer of drug rehab together.
Though Xenu himself might find this one beyond his intergalactic powers.