Amy Winehouse Wants to Party With R-Pattz; Celebrity Death Pool Ramps Up the Odds-Making Machine
Be forewarned, Robert Pattinson; you’re about to receive an invitation that it would be best to think twice (and maybe thrice) about before accepting.
OK! Magazine reports that singer/oft-hospitalized drug enthusiast Amy Winehouse is planning a Twilight-themed New Year’s Eve party—and she’d like nothing so much as to have R-Pattz as the guest of honor.
Reports a source,
“She’s planning on having a huge blood and guts vampire party on New Year’s Eve at her house…Amy thinks Robert is cool and loves the sexuality around vampires.”
Uh, yeah. We can completely understand why Wine-O would be a Twilight fan, and would want to ring in the new year with a vamp-themed soiree. After all, she’s pretty much teetering on undead status as it is, and the Twilight merchandising bonanza has even yielded some nifty party favors that Amy might appreciate.
But, his love of an occasional drink aside, we suspect that R-Pattz might be a little too delicate for that action. If Pattinson thought he had his hands full with the Volturi, we can only imagine how he’d fare trying to keep up with the Winehouse Party Express.
Let us know in the comments section: Do you think Pattinson and Wine-O would make good party pals?
No way!!!!!! That won’t ever happen!!!
what a freak!!! dont worry rob i’ll protect you!
wow this is so scary.. rob stay away from this hobo
ewww gross!! stay away from him you crackhead!!!
WOW!!! That would be a dangerous situation. I do believe he would end up in jail if he attended the party. Deffinately nothing good to come of the companionship.
Like Rob would even consider it… or Summit allow it… So not happening.
* yeah…you crack head look’n…Lady Ga Ga, nose having…Toucan look’n…crack head…!!* =P naw, actually I think that Rob should go…..SIKE! lolz =}
This would be awesome. They could play Bobbing for Crack Rocks, Spin the Syringe, and Pin the Spike on the Main Vein.
“I WANTED TO DO R-PATTZ..BUT HE SAID NO!NO!NO!”…
who doesnt want to get with Rob, hes the HOTTEST!
RUN ROB!!
NO! Run ROB!
it’s a trap..
be careful rob!!!!!
She a bad influence, Stay Way from her Rob, Please.
Holy crap look at all the fat girls defending somebody who A) doesn’t know or care they exist and B) can’t stand them. Hilarious.
[quote=tatts09]“I WANTED TO DO R-PATTZ..BUT HE SAID NO!NO!NO!”…[/quote]
* sydsouth thought that was pretty funny..* =P
[quote=lolirony]Holy crap look at all the fat girls defending somebody who A) doesn’t know or care they exist and B) can’t stand them. Hilarious.[/quote]
* seriously, that made my stomach hurt also!!* XD
C’mon Celebuzz, There’s nothing else to write? R’Patzz is so available by December when he’s back home in London and that will be fun for him ’cause he likes to party and they both love singing. When the cat is away the mouse went to play.
I actually think they’d make a pretty cute couple.
We’ll protect you Rob!
The only thing I could think reading this article is:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
That’s it.