Amy Winehouse’s Breasts Put Her in the Hospital
Shocking news—Amy Winehouse‘s hospitalization over the weekend wasn’t, as previously reported, due to an adverse drug combination!
Even more shocking news—the “Rehab” singer was actually admitted to the hospital due to a malfunction in her recently upgraded chest!
British newspaper the Sun reports that Amy’s dad, Mitch Winehouse, spilled the beans about her ailment on his TV show Living. Mitch revealed to his television audience,
“It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other,” pointing to his chest.
Meanwhile, a friend of the singer’s confirmed the dilemma to the Mirror:
“She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
Eww. And poor Amy. Mitch’s and her friend’s mouths seem to be as runny as her boobs….
I hope she doesn’t die. Bursting implants are a pretty serious condition.