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Amy Winehouse's Clan Wax Off at Madame Tussauds

by celebuzz on Jul. 23, 2008 03:17 PM / Leave a Comment
Amy Winehouse's Clan Wax Off at Madame Tussauds
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Madame Tussauds did a bang-up job on their Amy Winehouse wax figure. If not for the faint hint of healthiness, you'd think it was the real thing.

Attending the figure's unveiling in London were Amy's mother Janis Winehouse and her long-suffering father Mitch Winehouse.

Janis and Mitch may want to take that figure home and leave their flesh-and-blood daughter in its place. Constantly chasing after Amy Winehouse is no way to spend the Golden Years.

Wax Amy offers several distinct advantages over the original.

A wax Amy Winehouse will never cough up blood on you.

A wax Amy Winehouse will never beat up her fans. Or the hired help.

A wax Amy Winehouse will never embarrass you by singing racist nursery rhymes on the Internet.

A wax Amy Winehouse will never pull crap like this.

In fact, wax just may be a cure for troublesome personalities overall.

The Tussauds people should work up a wax replacement for this. The world will be a better place.

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“Amy Winehouse's father said he would happily exchange his own daughter for her waxwork double. Talking at the unveiling of Madame Tussauds' model of the troubled star, father Mitch said: "We're going to take this one home with us and take the real one back."

When pushed on whether he was joking Mitch, who was seen chasing Amy near her Camden home weeks earlier, just shrugged, adding, "this one does what she's told and doesn't move."

Mr Winehouse said that although his daughter is currently clean from drugs (really?) that she will always be a recovering addict. Mitch also revealed Grammy winner Amy is coping with her husbands continued incarceration by concentrating on her next album.

However Mitch hopes that when Blake is released the wayward couple can start afresh: "If Blake cleans up his act they'll have a wonderful life together and we can all look forwards to being a happy family," he said on GMTV.”
Splash News Online
“adame Tussaud's unveiled a wax dummy of noted crackhead Amy Winehouse. Her maw and paw were on the scene to assist in ripping a sheet off the wax representation of their severely f*cked up daughter. Way to show some tough love.

Shouldn't she be made to get clean first before she gets a wax figure? Why are we rewarding some busted-up junkie?”
Socialite Life
“Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis "Why couldn't you have had a wax baby? I want a divorce."”
The Superficial
“Damn, Amy Winehouse is looking good! She must really be off the crack pipe! I mean just a few days ago she was looking even more yuck (yes, it is possible).

*abruptly interrupted by G is for Gossip*

Shhh, G. Don't bug me while I'm writing. Wait, what's that you say? That's not Amy?

*cheeks blushing from embarrassment*

Okay, it all makes sense now. That is Madame Tussauds wax statue of Ms. Winehouse at the famous museum in London.

Just think, that's what Amy would look like if she had her sh*t in check.”
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