jurisprudence

Amy Winehouse's Prison Bust-Out

by celebuzz on Jul. 10, 2008 02:31 PM / 1 Comment

Is there no end to Amy Winehouse's talents? Brawler. Sprinter. Fashionista. Drug-smuggling genius. Miracle of medical science. Parenting coach.

And now, it turns out, she's honing her stripper skills.

According to British paper the Sun, during a recent trip to London's Pentonville prison to visit her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who's currently awaiting sentencing for perverting the course of justice, a wobbly Wine-O engaged in a little perversion herself.

The paper reports that Winehouse pulled her top down and pressed her breasts against a glass partition while writhing lasciviously for Fielder-Civil's supposed benefit.

"It was not a pleasant sight," one visitor told the paper. "Amy seemed completely out of it."

Well, duh; it's Amy Winehouse.

Amy's performance may not have received the thumbs-up from everybody, but perhaps she exposed another talent along with her breasts.

She could sign on with the Scared Straight program and flash criminally-inclined teens to warn them of the horrors that await them in the pen. Just watch the juvenile crime rate tumble to all-time lows.

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“Amy Winehouse visited her husband "Blaaake! in prison yesterday and allegedly flashed her breasts to the disgust of everyone present.

The British government should use Amy's "Midnight Express" moment as part of a preventative measure to deter all this knife crime (if you been under a rock, the chavs over there have been getting a little stabby lately).

Pull a knife on the tube? That'll be 30 days in plexiglass box with Amy squishing her cracked out tits against the glass while screaming "Blaaaaaaaaaaaake" at the top of her lungs. Get stabby over a pair of Burberry trainers? Oooo, that's the above punishment plus you''ll learn that Amy doesn't "trim down there."

Hand out a few sentences like that and I guarantee these "hoodies" will think twice about stealing some Special Brew.”