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Andy Dick Popped by Long Arm of the Law

by celebuzz on Jul. 16, 2008 12:46 PM / 2 Comments
Andy Dick Popped by Long Arm of the Law
WENN

The party-positive former Less Than Perfect star Andy Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California, just before 2 a.m. this morning and charged with drug possession and sexual battery.

Dick's rap sheet already includes coke and pot possession, along with public urination.

According to the Murrieta Police Department's press release, as Dick left Buffalo Wild Wings he allegedly approached a 17-year-old female and yanked down her tank top and bra.

Dick's buddies tried to rush him off in a truck, but Johnny Law quickly apprehended them. A search turned up pot and Xanax in the comedian's pants pockets.  

The police report characterizes Dick as "extremely intoxicated" at the time of his arrest.

Which is about as surprising as finding out that Jennifer Lopez is a tyrannical boss.

Quotables /
“Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra,

Judging by Dick's mug shot, he probably thought he was on the planet Endor. Now where's that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he's inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?”
The Superficial
“Andy Dick lives up to his surname after getting arrested early Tuesday outside the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar in Murrieta, Calif., after allegedly lifting a 17-year-old girl’s top in the parking lot.

The 42-year-old comedian was held on felony charges of sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication. He was released on $5,000 bail.

Last year, he was cited in Columbus, Ohio, for urinating in public.”
Just Jared
“Andy Dick allegedly pulled a 17-year-old girl’s top down and groped her breasts.

In Dick’s defense, he did think the girl was 17-and-a-half, so, ya’ know, it’s not entirely his fault.”
Celebslam
“I’m assuming sexual battery means he was humping someone. Someone who didn’t want to get humped. Someone who came to Buffalo Wild Wings wanting nothing but a night of epicurean delights, but what they got was an evening of deception.

UPDATE - Fox News just said he is being held for alleged possession of cocaine and marijuana. But this is Andy Dick so just drop the "alleged". He did that shit.”
“Andy, who was apparently on the prowl for his own sort of chicken leg, initially had the cops called on him for pissing outside the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, Calif. around 2 AM. Way to keep it classy.

He was found in the passenger side of a van, and pinched for "allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts and pulling her top down," according to TMZ.

He also had some weed and Xanax on him. He's being held on $5,000. You're 42. Grow the f*ck up.

So he has a death wish, right? He keeps doing stuff that seems to indicate he wants to get the shit beaten out of him. And he's supposed to be a comedian, but it's not very funny.”
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