Angelina Jolie Deals Harshly With Trespassers

by Celebuzz on Jul. 25, 2008 11:50 AM / Leave a Comment

Two enterprising paparazzi geared up in camouflage to sneak onto the grounds of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's French chateau. The paps were discovered by Angie and Brad's crack security team and schooled on invading the Holy Couple's space, according to the Daily News.

Both sides complained of bruises and scratches.

"One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you're not necessarily going to politely show them the way out," a police spokeswoman said.

Security around new twins Knox and Vivienne is tight. Along with their privacy, Angie and Brad are protecting their financial deal for photos of the in vitro-produced newborns.

This is the first time the French cops have had to descend on the couple's Miraval estate, and it sounds like they hope it's the last.

"I won't hide for you that this kind of thing is really not the type of problem that interests us," the spokescop said. "There are, in my opinion, far more important things than paparazzi taking photos of a glamour couple."

Uh, this is the Earth. NOTHING is more important that a paparazzi taking illicit photos of a glamour couple!

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“Cover your face, Angelina Jolie has tear gas. There was a big ole' ruckus up at Brad Pitt and Angie's chateau in Miraval yesterday. Security guards, cops and the paparazzi got into a huge brawl. Photographers are all up in their grille lately.

I can picture Angie sitting on her throne of ivory and gold and cocking her beautiful head slightly.

"Bradley, what is that terrible noise I hear? Investigate! Quickly! I shall remain here, pondering the universe and readying for our next child! The twins? They're somewhere in the nursery! I think! I don't think the petri dish was blessed on that one. I'm on to the next project! I am going to birth a Savior, damnit!"”