jurisprudence

Anne Hathaway's Dirtbag Ex Is in Cuffs

on Jun. 24, 2008 12:22 PM / 6 Comments

This just isn't Raffaello Folliere's month.

First, the Italian businessman was ditched by Anne Hathaway, after the Get Smart star became worried that his unsavory stink might taint her reputation.

Today, the shady financier was arrested in New York and booked on 12 counts, including conspiracy, wire fraud and money laundering, according to the Wall Street Journal.

Riff-Raff—as he will surely be nicknamed in prison—is accused of hatching a real-estate scheme that raked in "millions of dollars in investment money."

Investors claim that Follieri told them he had been officially appointed by the Vatican to handle its financial affairs, and could offer property owned by the Roman Catholic Church at below-market values.

Using the Pope to bilk investors; stay classy, Raffy!

Prosecutors allege that Folliere used the ill-gotten cash to fund an elaborate lifestyle that included Anne Hathaway and an "opulent apartment overlooking Rockefeller Center with views of Central Park."

If convicted, Folliere's digs will become significantly less fabulous. As will his wheelings and dealings.

But hey, he can keep his business chops sharp by trading cigarettes in exchange for an intact colon.

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“Anne Hathaway dumped her pretend boyfriend Raffaello Follieri last week, but not because she’s gay as rumored, but because he’d been arrested twice and his constant legal troubles were smearing her good name. Oh hey guess what happened today?

Manhattan prosecutors say an Italian businessman who has been romantically linked to movie star Anne Hathaway has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges.
Raffaello Follieri is due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday.
He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.
Authorities say he claimed that, as a result of that connection, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.

Well no shit this dude is a fraud. "Raffaello Follieri"? There’s no way that’s a real name. It’s too Italian. It’s the name you would give someone in a skit if you were making fun of Italians, right beside a black guy named Bochevious Midnight and a gay named Dick Sucker. This mother fucker is from Iowa City I bet, and he learned Italian sounding English from watching old spaghetti sauce commercials. But actors are idiots and Anne is an actor so there you go. She came over and he wore a speedo with some gold chains and threw pizza dough in the air, and said, “why you no eata you pasta? You beautiful girl but you skin and bones, YOU BREAKA MY MAMAS HEART!” After that she was hooked.”
“In "Holy Sh*t" news, Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, who was arrested today for wire fraud and money laundering, was granted bail to the tune of $21 million dollars. Even if he can come up with that kind of scratch he will need five other people willing to put their name on the line as co-signers.

Mr. shady with the too cool Italian name is accused of operating a scheme in which he led investors to believe that he had close connections with the Vatican that enabled him to buy the Catholic Church's unwanted U.S. real estate properties at a discount. Follieri and others used the investors' money for expensive clothes and restaurant meals, a $37,000-a-month Manhattan apartment, dog-walking services and other personal expenditures including medical expenses for his girlfriend at the time, according to the complaint.

He is also accused of using the allegedly swindled funds in question for a trip to the Dominican Republic at New Year, between 2005 and 2006 with his "then girlfriend" and another couple. The complaint also charges that he kept clergy robes in his office and once asked a monsignor to change into the uniform of a more senior clergyman in order to "beef up" his alleged Vatican connections.

If Follieri manages to make bail he will be under house arrest, have to wear an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet, and the movies "The Princess Diaries," "Ella Enchanted," and "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement," will be on constant repeat in his apartment for the foreseeable future.”
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Comments / 1-6 of 6

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  • gorillasayz 1 yr 5 mos ago

    What a douche bag.

  • rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago

    thank goodness she left him!!

  • neverneverland 1 yr 5 mos ago

    whoo hoo anne got smart!

  • cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago

    perfect timing for the break up.

    what an idiot he is

  • hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago

    this is like out of a movie

  • mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago

    Investors claim that Follieri told them he had been officially appointed by the Vatican to handle its financial affairs, and could offer property owned by the Roman Catholic Church at below-market values.

    hahahah, what the hell

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