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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Are Birthing a Boy

by celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2008 10:51 AM / 4 Comments

Papa Joe Simpson is pissed. He could have made some money off of this bit of info.

Celebtv.com is reporting that a rep of the extremely mouthy baby-goods shop Petit Tresor has claimed that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a boy.

The source claims that Ash and Pete filled out a baby registry last month and that "everything is in blue." Don't put too much stake in that, Pete is known for mixing his gender roles and having a fairly fluid sexuality.

But Ashlee and Pete also bought a baby t-shirt with the word Hunk emblazoned on it. Unless they're bringing a female bodybuilder into the world, that kind of spells it out.

This is not the first time that someone from Petit Tresor has spilled a celebrity couple's baby business. In May, an angry Tom Cruise reportedly had a cease-and-desist letter sent to the shop when they leaked details about the reported $400,000 he spent on daughter Suri in the high-end boutique.

These guys won't have any celeb infants left to clothe if they keep this up. They're damn lucky that Cruise's Xenu minions haven't space-lasered the place to the ground.

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“Ashlee Simpson ventured out in public last night and displayed her expanding mammaries. Somewhere Joe Simpson just tipped backwards in his chair yelling "Yippee!" That said, I'm glad to see Ashlee's doing well. You know what I hear is awesome for prenatal development? Topless wrestling with your older sister. I'm pretty sure I read that in a book somewhere. Okay, maybe it was more like a couple of piece of papers I made a flipbook out of. Ooh, wait, shut up. This is the part where Batman shows up to referee. "Fight fair," he says. BOOOOO! KILL THE REF! Preferably with a nipple!”

The Superficial

“Here’s a pregnant Ashlee Simpson out and about showing off her Jessica Simpson-like cleavage because it takes being knocked up to get breasts the size of her sister’s. Now I’m not a huge fan of Ashlee but fortunately for her case, I am a huge fan of tits. Even if the tits are on some chick who’s stinking rich yet for some reason is trying to look like a ragged hippy that doesn’t shave. Anyway, knock yourself out with these and then go check out the real goods - in the Jessica Simpson section.”

“Mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson rocks a headband as she leaves a friend’s house in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

After announcing her pregnancy in May, looks like Ashlee is starting to show off her baby bump!

Baby store Petit Tresor is at it again, this time claiming that Ashlee is expecting a boy after a recent shopping spree of everything in blue. Petit is the same store which was sued by Tom Cruise for selling fake stories.”

Just Jared

Tell Us / Is Ashlee pregnant with twins?

These two are no strangers to denying baby reports. Are they fibbing yet again?

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buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Congrats to them! I can see a cute baby boy for sure!
outofdesperation 1 yr 4 mos ago
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maybe she's having twin boys... ha ha
moonshine 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she's gonna be another nicole kidman... she hardly looks pregnant!
lisatee 1 yr 4 mos ago
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moonshine said:
she's gonna be another nicole kidman... she hardly looks pregnant!

yeah, she's keeping that shit under wraps