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Ashlee Simpson Strives for Betterment

by Celebuzz on Aug. 19, 2008 10:33 AM / 3 Comments

That Ashlee Simpson sure is a sneaky mother-to-be.

Pete Wentz's baby-bumping singer/spouse emerged from pap-happy eatery the Ivy Restaurant Monday, clutching a pamphlet for an organization called Citizens for Our Betterment.

The group's Web site declares, "Our future is now. It is in your hands. Have you ever asked yourself: why, why, why won't the world revolve around me. Now it can. At Citizens for our Betterment we'll fight for you, please fight for us on November fourth 2008."

Hmm; November 4, 2008. Election Day. Has Simpson developed a radical political bent?

But wait. A thread on Absolute Punk's message board suggests that the Citizens for Our Betterment site is a hack on the Internet home of Decaydance Records—coincidentally, Pete Wentz's label.

Hmm; this is starting to smell kind of fishy.

Perhaps the video below of Ashlee leaving the Ivy with the pamphlet will shed some light on the subject.

Hmm; well, that doesn't seem to have helped at all. Guess the world will have to wait until November 4 to find out exactly what's going on here. In the meantime, it might be wise to stock up on canned goods and firearms.

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“Singer Ashlee Simpson was mobbed by paparazzi and fans at West Hollywood eatery The Ivy today. The pregnant pop star, who is looks like she's due to give birth at any moment had lunch with a female friend under the watchful eye of a bodyguard.”

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master0fdisaster 1 yr 2 mos ago
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CITIZENS FOR OUR BETTERMENT?

CFOB.

IT'S EVERYWHERE!! AHHH RUN, PETE WENTZ IS TRYING TO MAKE US CONFUSED AND SCARED.

I hope it's an album XD
amymarissa 1 yr 2 mos ago
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i think it's kind of hilarious about all of this since there was such a long trail of clues. But also very clever on FOB's part because they really got the fans involved.
Mada 2 mos ago
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Hello everyone. The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
I am from China and now teach English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Side Effects: Moisturizing handmade pirate soap: about replaced in the traditional neck of envoys are material design animals."

Thank you so much for your future answers :). Mada.