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Ashley Olsen's Blackout Terror Shock

by Celebuzz on Oct. 29, 2008 08:29 AM / Leave a Comment
Ashley Olsen's Blackout Terror Shock
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Western art world, rejoice; Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's literary masterpiece Influence has finally arrived!

Here the on-again/off-again Olsen Twins are seen at a Barnes & Noble book signing at New York City's Union Square. Scribble till you drop, girls—it's money in the bank!

Meanwhile, in a shocking revelation, the National Enquirer reports that Ashley lets spill with one of her darkest, most horrifying fears in the book.

"I never really remember how an interview went," reveals Justin Bartha's squeeze. "I guess I black out."

No, Ashley! This is too terrifying! No!!!

"I just get very anxious. I'm really not great with crowds or big groups or public speaking. It's just something about being in front of that many people."

Wait, how many customers showed up to the book signing? Oh, God! Too late! Ashley just bit floor.

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“Here they are at a book signing for their newly-published tome. I know I'm totally kind of gushing here, but this NY Times article about the girls reminds me that they don't exactly fit the mold of "the sisterhood of young women famous only for their professional apathy."”
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