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Ashton Kutcher's Video Tirade Against His Noisy Neighbor (and the video apology that followed)

by Celebuzz on Jan. 29, 2009 03:00 PM / 3 Comments

Ashton Kutcher woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning—but that tends to happen when you rise and shine to the sound of pounding hammers and construction equipment.

The former Punk'd host, 30, has lost his patience over the construction project going on at his next-door neighbor's house over the past four months, so he did what any sleep-deprived show-biz superstar would: He filmed an angry cell-phone video and posted it to the Web site www.qik.com.

Blasting his neighbor as a "d*ckweed" and a "f*cking jackass," Kutcher displays a considerable amount of venom, considering it was 7 o'clock in the morning.

For the record, Kutcher recorded another video several hours later (view it here), profusely apologizing to his neighbor and, inexplicably, professing a hatred for salad. Next up: A cell-phone video where Ashton apologizes to salad?

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“Wow. This is the kind of "problem" I can't really understand. Like complaining about paper cuts on one's hands from counting all the hundred dollar bills in one's possession.”

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“The only way Ashton could have looked any more like a b*tch is if he paused the camera to go put on lipstick.”

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Graham 9 mos ago
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As a construction worker, I would like to say to Ashton...... "Shut the hell up you sissy whiny ass, baby bitch. Construction can start, by law at 7am and your neighbor is well within his rights. Also just for your information you braindead wastecase...Welding on Steel makes almost no noise what-so-ever. Grow up. Try to be mature. We sure can't expect your elder wife to be."
tapcutie84 9 mos ago
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This was totally ridiculous! Check out what my co-worker said about Ashton on ology.com: http://pop.ology.com/2009/01/30/asht on-kutcher-is-sorry-for-being-ridicu lous/
brian 9 mos ago
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people who work late have to sleep late. i completely and totally sympathize with ashton on this one. 7 am is way too early for pounding and hammering. jesus. i would have lost it too. i work sometimes until 3 am. do you really think it's ok?