Attention Ladies: There’s a Loophole in the Jonas Brothers’ Viriginty Pact!
Good news for those fans left devastated from the absolute chastity announcement made by the Jonas Brothers.
There may be a wee loophole in the binding contract that those chastity rings represent.
Teen haven OceanUp quotes an interview with the hugely successful boy band, where they clarify just what they meant by vows to wait for marriage.
When asked if he really meant that he and his brothers would be saving themselves for marriage, youngest brother Nick clarifies, “No. That was a personal statement made under personal circumstances…but we wear these rings and they’re a constant reminder to us about living a life with values.”
Cue collective sighs of relief in middle schools worldwide.
Oldest bro Kevin adds that remembering to keep virginity intact is like remembering to lock the doors!
“The rings are like if you tie a string of red lace around your finger to remind you to wash your car. It’s a goal, a way of living your life with values. Being a gentleman, everything our parents have ever taught us. It’s a personal decision.”
Now, for any fans that may miss a more chaste version of the group, head over to our Wax Jonas Brothers gallery. Using our Zoom tool, you can see the statues have the promise rings attached.
That is so gay! Why wear a PURITY ring, if your not gonna be pure?? there’s no point. It may be for “values” but you don’t need a ring to tell you that.
That is so disappointing to me. That was a major reason why i loved them so much. way to ruin it, boys.
[[im thinking one of them isnt a virgin anymore. gotta save themselves from being torn apart when someone finds out]]
they will wait!
they are guys… they need the reminder!
they have values and will Stay pure….so get over it b/c they sare wholesome boys and will wait till marraige it is how they were raised and all young men should follow their lead!the rings just remind them everytime they are tempted.
NOTE: From their publicist: ‘I was at all of the the press junket interviews and I think this was taken out of context and/ or made up! They clearly answered that they chose not to discuss their personal lives and were present to talk about their 3-D movie.’
^mhmm; straight from the horse’s [er, publicist's,] mouth. BAAAMMMM!
Duh, wow. You guys are seriously going to believe this? The media is just screwing with their words, as always, because they don’t have anything good to post. What else is new? Not your fault, Jared. Just stupid idiots that think they can get away with stuff.
OK, I didnt know they were wearing a “purity ring”… whatever!! as we care about their virginity!! and thats the most gay thing Ive ever heard about… haha they are so lost!
Thank god these guys are just being honest
i love the jonas brothers. they mean alot to me, in my room,locker are full with their pictures. i was a lil dissapointed at first but i realised… something….
im really dissaponited, i always thought of the jonas brothers as the “good boys” but unfortanly after they said that im sad to think that they arent! whats the point of wearing the ring if they dont even follow the rules of it.
They will wait because if they don’t they will be ripped apart at the seems by the media, and be immediatly dropped by Disney. I have faith in these men, they will wait.