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Audrina Half Naked = Grim Sign of the Times

by celebuzz on May. 16, 2008 02:23 PM / 9 Comments

An unpopular war with no end in sight. Four-dollar-a-gallon gas.

Americans are sacrificing a lot lately. But this is going too far.

Second-tier Hills cast member Audrina Patridge is currently in Hawaii, filming the direct-to-DVD sequel to 2005's Into the Blue. As any connoisseur of female flesh knows, the original film starred Jessica Alba.

Sure, Patridge is no heifer. And in a certain light, from certain angles, with a certain amount of alcohol involved, she might even be considered not unattractive.

And, yes, Into the Blue was no Citizen Kane.

But if they're going to make an inferior sequel to an already lousy movie, they should at least find a female lead who's somewhere near the same league as the original's star.

Audrina Patridge is to Jessica Alba what Alpo is to prime rib. What roller skates are to a jet plane. What Richard Simmons is to Conan the Barbarian.

And no, it doesn't really help that someone is applying oil to her buttocks in some of these photos. That's like sprinkling a dash of pepper onto a week-old grilled-cheese sandwich and trying to pass it off as a gourmet meal.

If things go any further downhill in this country, it might be time for a revolt.

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“It's a documented fact that I want the entire cast of "The Hills" to get West Nile Virus in the face. That said, when one of them, in this case Audrina Patridge, slaps on a bikini, I'm compelled by my dedication to science to post pics. Here she is on the set of her first film "Into the Blue 2: Now With More Bikini!" After the film's smashing straight-to-video success, you can look forward to seeing her next movie "Jugsalonia: Starring Audrina, That Other Chick from The Hills with Fake Tits. Yeah, With the Wonk-Eye." God, I love cinema.”

The Superficial

“You know that whole concept that everybody has their unique talents and we are all equally gifted in the end?

udging from these pictures of the ditzy doll on the Hawaii set of her first movie, "Into the Blue 2: The Reef," it's very clear to me: Audrina's purpose on this planet is to look really, freaking hot.

The downside is of course that women (including myself) want to hate her. Until we realize that she has the intelligence of a pea, at which point we feel much better.

I take additional comfort in knowing those boobs cannot be real. That, or she went through a major 'growth spurt' since her little Playboy tryout...”

Pacific Coast News

“Poor little Audrina Patridge might be getting the boot from her best buddy L.C. on MTV's "The Hills," but the new movie role she's landed, "Into the Blue 2: The Reef" is probably enough to help her completely forget just how traumatized she was. Girlfriend's got to work! These breast implants aren't going to pay for themselves!

Even though it's a straight-to-DVD release, Audrina looks like she couldn't be more sexcited about her movie role. And even though I know that's sunscreen being sprayed on her lower back, I can't help wishing it were butt adhesive just because it's so weird that "butt adhesive" actually exists.”

Socialite Life

“"Hills" star Audrina started filming her new movie yesterday in Hawaii. Though she has yet to film an entire scene, critics and bloggers are already hailing her performance.

I could totally see this movie being just like "Star Wars," with people lining up at the theater days before the release. Only instead of a bunch of dorks dressed up as Luke Skywalker, there'll be 50 creepy dudes in trenchcoats.”

Celebslam

“Here's Audrina Patridge on the set of her movie in a bikini, and is it me or do Audrina’s breasts look bigger? Last time I was questioning if they were real and fake, now I’m questioning if she got more CC’s pumped in them.

Whatever the case, girl has a smoking body, and if you’re wondering whose hand is on her ass in the picture below, well, we know it’s not yours!”

“She always looks like her eyes are on upside down or like she's wearing some of those novelty glasses with eyes painted on them, but she has a hot body, so who cares.

Here she is in Hawaii filming a sequel to "Into the Blue" called "The Reef." I don’t know anything about it, but based on that, it sounds like it will go straight to DVD. If they’re lucky. That might be aiming high. It will go straight to radio.”

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rockinout 1 yr 6 mos ago
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damn
gossipguy 1 yr 6 mos ago
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her boobs look huge! they are definitely larger than they were before...
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 6 mos ago
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She comes nowhere NEAR jessica alba. Look at that face. Ew
chichilavie 1 yr 6 mos ago
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she looks like droopy the dog. well maybe without the jowls, unless you consider her chest jowls.
buzzbuddy 1 yr 6 mos ago
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I agree -- she got re-inflated
colormebadd 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Boob job for sure, is she awake?
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 6 mos ago
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audrina blaaaahdrige
notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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lindsay should be in the movie!
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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omg, she does have upside down eyes!