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Audrina Patridge Feels the Heat...

by celebuzz on May. 22, 2008 05:07 AM / 6 Comments

She's in Speidi territory now. Audrina Patridge, or The Hills' one and only dark-haired vapid fame sucker, hit the fifth-anniversary celebration of Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama and Danny Masterson's Dolce Tuesday night. And she brought along Justin Bobby, or Justin Brescia, her perpetual grimy grunter of an ass-wipe boyfriend.

Yes, contrary to all reason and sanity, she has bounced back to this loser Lothario. Ah, but there is justice, 'cause while the waiting throngs went absolutely nuts for her, they couldn't be bothered by him.

Inside the party, she earned a dollop of respect for tossing off Joe Francis when he tried to hit her up about posing for his Girls Gone Wild empire. "Tell her I'm legit," an E! Online source says he whined, to no avail.

On the red carpet, though, with no Lauren Conrad in sight, Audrina rode the paparazzi tide like a crown princess who'd been coiled to pounce.

She graciously—or obliviously—anted up, "I haven't heard of that," when asked about Spencer Pratt's latest classless move. She pretended instead to focus on her escort for the evening, not realizing J.B. was sidling along with his middle finger riding high.

Justin Bobby, what a knobby. Check out the clip below, while we figure out how we can knock some sense into Audrina's airhead.

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“What in the name of all that is holy is Audrina Patridge doing back together with that loser Justin Bobby? Is the "drama" between her and L.C. so real that the only person she hang out with his him?

He better not be getting his hands on these or Hollywood just might have another mysterious wood chipper murder to investigate.”

Splash News Online

“It's a pretty bad sign when you're at a "celebrity" birthday party and the biggest "star" there is Audrina Patridge. The brunette star of "The Hills" celebrated her 23rd birthday at the LAX nightclub at the Luxor in Vegas, and the guest list was so unremarkable I feel like my no-name ass could have been on it. However, I was busy doing something far more enthralling--organizing my DVD collection.”

Socialite Life

“It's a documented fact that I want the entire cast of "The Hills" to get West Nile Virus in the face. That said, when one of them, in this case Audrina Patridge, slaps on a bikini, I'm compelled by my dedication to science to post pics.

Here she is on the set of her first film "Into the Blue 2: Now With More Bikini!" After the film's smashing straight-to-video success, you can look forward to seeing her next movie "Jugsalonia: Starring Audrina, That Other Chick from The Hills with Fake Tits. Yeah, with the Wonk-Eye." God, I love cinema.”

The Superficial

“You know that whole concept that everybody has their unique talents and we are all equally gifted in the end?

Well, suddenly the moments where I was watching "The Hills" and asking myself what the hell Audrina Patridge had to offer the world are in the past.

Judging from these pictures of the ditzy doll on the Hawaii set of her first movie, it's very clear to me: Audrina's purpose on this planet is to look really, freaking hot.”

Pacific Coast News

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notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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he looks almost hot with short hair
shutyortrap 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Justin Bobby's eyes are always puffy and red... they look like he's either coming off a drug binge or he's been crying for, like, 10 days
bawwow 1 yr 6 mos ago
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they deserve each other.
mraniston 1 yr 6 mos ago
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who is this guy
laffylila 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Audrina -- for the love of god get off the Justin-Bobby bandwagon!!! You can do MUCH better!!!
missamericandream 1 yr 6 mos ago
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what happened to that australian guy she brought to their halloween party? i liked him!!