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‘The Bachelor’ Season Finale Recap: Sean Lowe Picks His Girl

Monday was the day we — nay, America — has been waiting for: Sean Lowe finally chooses a wife on ABC’s The Bachelor. Will it be “Probably Not That Into Him” Catherine? Or “Kinda Spazzy” Lindsay?


The final journey begins in Thailand, where…

Shallon Lester | March 11, 2013 - 11:51 pm

‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami’ Recap: Scott Could Use A Little Less Kourtney

Kim Kardashian’s haters may want to see her covered in her own blood, moaning in pain, and and on Sunday’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, they got their wish — kind of. This week’s episode began with KK getting some weird vampire facial, but that’s not half as questionable as the city of…

Shallon Lester | March 11, 2013 - 1:19 am

‘Bachelor: The Women Tell All’ Recap: Here’s Rolling Our Eyes At You, Tierra

On Monday night, America found out the answer to a question on every citizen’s mind for the last few weeks: Has Tierra lost her sparkle?!?!? The highly-anticipated Women Tell All episode of The Bachelor did not disappoint, offering tears, teeth that needed some serious whitening (DEZ) and, of course, a Tierra-rist attack.


Shallon Lester | March 4, 2013 - 10:34 pm

‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami’ Recap: Scott Is A Romantic Fail

When you have a backside as big as Kim Kardashian’s, the concept of butting out can be a hard one to grasp.

On Sunday’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, KK meddled in every possible situation she encountered from Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick’s waning romance — but sadly not that turban Kourt insisted…

Shallon Lester | March 3, 2013 - 11:51 pm

‘Bachelor’ Recap: Sean Lowe Bugs Out

IT’S (almost) THE EPISODE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! ABC’s The Bachelor, Sean Lowe, (nearly) picks his future wife! Squeeeeeee!!

But let’s start at the beginning: “I need an adventurous partner,” crowed Sean when he arrived in Thailand to meet the final three girls, Lindsey, Catherine and AshLee.

Sean, you own…

Shallon Lester | February 26, 2013 - 4:11 am

‘Bachelor’ Recap: Sean Gets A Sisterly Assist

If you watched the latest episode of ABC’s The Bachelor, then the world seems a little better and safer for all of us, doesn’t it? If you haven’t yet seen it, keep reading. :)

The date began with a one-on-one with AshLee, who showed off her flawless body during their Catamaran jaunt, but…

Shallon Lester | February 11, 2013 - 11:13 pm

‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami’ Recap: Kim Picks Kanye Over Kardashian Bonding

This week on E!’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, I learned yet another terrifying fact about motherhood: Sometimes you may be required to whip out your bosom, hoist yourself over your newborn child and lower it onto their face — in a moving car. I think Kim Kardashian’s face in that scene summed it up.

Shallon Lester | February 10, 2013 - 11:15 pm

‘Bachelor’ Recap: Tierra’s Down, but Not Out

Here ye, here ye — I hereby endorse Bachelor contestant Lesley as my pick for Sean Lowe, because she has introduced me to to my new favorite word: Tierr-orist.

You know, I’m starting to wonder if Sean thinks he’s actually on Survivor...? Or, he’s planning on living some Ruby Ridge survivalist lifestyle with…

Shallon Lester | February 6, 2013 - 12:35 am

‘The Bachelor’ Recap: Crouching Tierra, Hidden Dragon (VIDEO)

Sean Lowe and his gaggle of rabid women were back this week on ABC’s The Bachelor, and the drama kicked off almost immediately — Lesley H (whose mouth is so big I bet she could stuff her whole fist in there as a party trick, amirite?!) was in tears two minutes into the episode after…

Shallon Lester | January 29, 2013 - 1:57 am

‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami’ Recap: Scott Can’t Have a Lesbian Friend or 6? (VIDEO)

It’s getting easier and easier to keep up with the Kardashians, at least where Kourtney and Kim are concerned. Once upon a time their antics in Miami or NYC involved drunken nights out and explosive fights. Now, the girls spend their time talking about pregnancy and kittens on E!’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Zzzzzzz.

Shallon Lester | January 28, 2013 - 2:14 am

‘Bachelor’ Recap: Sean Lowe Is Breaking Records and Hearts (VIDEO)

The dramz began in earnest this week on ABC’s The Bachelor and within the first 30 seconds the blonde hunk fulfills his contractual obligation to show his pecs as often as possible. No complaints here.

Note: Spoilers if you haven’t watched Monday’s episode.

Sean whisked Lesley M. to a date at…

Shallon Lester | January 22, 2013 - 12:50 am