A.J. Daulerio

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For Whom Would You Make 300 Sandwiches to Have Sex with Them Forever?

Inspired by this wonderful article by NY Post gossip reporter Stephanie Smith, I’ve made a list of people I would make inventive sandwiches for (like turkey and pear, perhaps?  Or banana and brisket!) every day just to keep them in my life forever and ever, amen. How about you guys? …

By: A.J. Daulerio / September 25, 2013

Do You Care If Miley Cyrus Lives Or Dies?

Yesterday, Sir Elton John spoke candidly and harshly about Lady Gaga’s and Miley Cyrus’ current stations in the pop music world, implying that both were becoming subsumed by their personas. Gaga’s career, he said, is in a “dangerous place” right now and Miley is a “meltdown waiting to happen.” But Miley is more doomed.

By: A.J. Daulerio / September 17, 2013

Back Door Drunk Mom: Farrah Abraham’s DUI Guilty Plea Means No Booze For 6 Months

America’s favorite rear-entry portal, Farrah Abraham, has pled guilty to driving while intoxicated last March and was sentenced to six months without alcohol as part of her plea deal, according to TMZ. Abraham was pulled over by police early morning on March 19 for suspicion of drunk driving. It turns out the wily state trooper…

By: A.J. Daulerio / June 6, 2013

Keanu Reeves Isn’t Fat He’s Just Older And, Like, Woah

We would all like to be immortal and only die lithe and vibrant and only when we’re ready but life is short and cruel so deal because we all will become Fat Keanus one day.

Dude just shows up to the Cannes Film Festival to promote  his debut film as a director, the kung-fu…

By: A.J. Daulerio / May 21, 2013

If You Don’t Show Sidebutt This Summer You Will Be Shunned So Get It Together

Did y’all see Ke$ha at the  Billboard Music Awards and think, “Wow, she’s brave to wear so little makeup at such a star-studded event.” If so then you’re probably dead or an Evangelical or work for Hollywood Life or something because the rest of the world was agog about her Givenchy dress that showed off…

By: A.J. Daulerio / May 20, 2013

Christina Aguilera Looked Muy Bonita (And Not Gordo) Last Night, Hooray

One lady who certainly did not get booed last night was Christina Aguilera, as she has received many accolades from celebrity magazines about how well her toned body fit into the short black mini-dress she wore to the Billboard Music Awards. “Skinnier Than Ever!” claimed Us Weekly.  “Wow!” said ABC News . “OMFG I can’t deal!”…

By: A.J. Daulerio / May 20, 2013

If You Boo Justin Bieber, You Should Just Step To The Left Because That’s Where Haters Belong

At last night’s Billboard Music Awards, a few members of the ornery crowd resorted to booing the 19-year-old Canadian superstar after he received Billboard’s inaugural “Milestone Music Award” (sponsored by Chevrolet, which sounds French-Canadian, but is an American auto maker popular for selling pick-up trucks that won’t ever get stuck in the mud on the…

By: A.J. Daulerio / May 20, 2013

Bieber Investigated For Battery

The Biebs can’t catch a break.

Justin Bieber has been accused of battery by a neighbor at his Calabasas, Calif. home Tuesday morning, LAPD spokesperson Steve Whitmore confirmed to Celebuzz.

The “Believe” singer got into a verbal argument with a male neighbor that escalated into a physical fight just after 9…

By: A.J. Daulerio / March 26, 2013