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TV: “You Can See Real People Die On It!”

So that happened.

By: Jeb Lund / September 22, 2013

You Might as Well Stand on Stage and Kill Yourself: Welcome to the Emmys

Let’s be honest: if any of us ever gave an awards show monologue, we’d probably screw it up. Making people laugh is hard. Doing it in a cold room full of people who are all obsessing over whether they’ll win or nail their introductions later is even more difficult. Then add the fact that you…

By: Jeb Lund / September 22, 2013

Tina Fey: Accessorizable Girl Shape

It is an easy and perhaps trite exercise to observe the media’s complicity in objectifying women. We airbrush and photoshop them on magazines, making them look unlike themselves while we pose them like iconic cheesecake photos of yet other women entirely. We demand that they make kissy faces or act like avatars of oversexualized tee…

By: Jeb Lund / September 22, 2013

How to Not Hatewatch the Emmys This Year

With each passing year, I know more friends who’ve finally made it in New York or Hollywood. Directors, actors, writers, designers. These are people I love and for whom I agonize over that next video or audition or pilot. And I suppose it says something essentially pathetic about my imagination or capacity to feel empathy…

By: Jeb Lund / September 22, 2013

Geoffrey Arend Would Like You to Know He Gets to Kiss Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks’ husband Geoffrey Arend—known throughout the male world as the most inexplicably lucky man on the planet—stands nervously besides Hendricks on the red carpet as she’s interviewed. When asked how he’s doing, he explains his frustration with these events, because Hendricks is perfectly coiffed and made up, and he says he’s not allowed to…

By: Jeb Lund / September 22, 2013

BREAKING: Anna Gunn’s Name Pronounced

The best part of the red carpet interview of Anna Gunn is that you can’t hear a bunch of sociopaths from the Internet—who don’t understand that Walter White is not actually a hero—shouting about how much she sucks.

By: Jeb Lund / September 22, 2013