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“Late December Is Worse Than October:” Astrologist Susan Miller Continues to Ruin Your Life

Insanely popular astrologist Susan Miller freaked out her massive following (the site boasts more than 6 million readers a month) earlier this month when she predicted the horror-filled October that was to come. Promises of fires, collapsing relationships, and financial ruin made up October’s horoscopes. But is the worst of it over? …

By: Leah Beckmann / October 21, 2013

A Shirtless Justin Bieber Almost Made a Stripper Faint Last Night

Justin Bieber is having a busy weekend. According to TMZ, Satan’s child donned his best gold chain and visited a particularly “raunchy” Texas strip club last night. Here are some of  the things he did while there: …

By: Leah Beckmann / October 20, 2013

Songwriter Spends Thousands of Dollars on Surgeries to Become Justin Bieber

An L.A. songwriter with a fear of aging and a love of thick forehead bangs spent his life’s savings transforming into a Ripley’s wax statue version of his idol, Justin Bieber. Five years and nearly $100,000 later, 33-year-old Toby Sheldon says his friends “even call me Toby Bieber.”…

By: Leah Beckmann / October 19, 2013

Inside Craig Romney’s Pinterest House of Horrors

“My sweet friend Mary,” design-blogger Arial writes on her blog, Color Issue, “was nice enough to let me snap some photos of her beautiful home a few weeks ago.” Mary is Mary Romney, wife of Craig Romney and daughter-in-law of Mitt and Ann.

By: Leah Beckmann / October 19, 2013

(UPDATE) Supermodel Bar Refaeli Is Alone in this World, As We All Are

“What’s wrong with me? Why am I alone?” Bar Refaeli, Cathy cartoon-turned-model, lamented to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth in an interview on Friday. …

By: Leah Beckmann / October 18, 2013

Channing Tatum Should Definitely Star In a Gay Rom-Com

At an event celebrating the release of The Heat on DVD and Blu-Ray, Paul Feig announced that he would love for Channing Tatum, that guy you always see crushing it at the gym without like, even trying, to star in a new rom-com currently in development. A new gay rom-com.

This is a…

By: Leah Beckmann / October 12, 2013

What Are Your Favorite Foods to Eat On Your Morning Commute?

A commuter snapped this photo of  a man “enjoying a half wheel of what must have been a severely aged Brie with crackers”  in New York on Friday morning. Can we get a TGIF for Brie Man? Amen.

What do you like to eat in the morning on your way to work? A…

By: Leah Beckmann / October 12, 2013

Woody Allen Crosses His Eyes and Slowly Pulls Image Away, Still Can’t See Sailboats

“Come on, Woody,” someone said to the superannuated director as he stared at the iconic image on the wall. “It’s time to go home.”

“Just a minute…there is something here now that wasn’t there before. I’m sure of it.”

“It’s alright now, Woody, everything is alright.”

But something was

By: Leah Beckmann / October 11, 2013

Sharon Buggy Sharon: Osbourne Pooped, Puked Everywhere After Meeting, Co-Host Says

Last night Talk co-host Sheryl Underwood, possessed by an evil magic that infiltrated her heart and soul and bones, turned her face upwards and filled the deep black Los Angeles sky with the Dark Mark.

Sharon Osbourne threw up on me. And then pooped herself, she told Us.

By: Leah Beckmann / October 10, 2013

“We Are All ‘Possibly’ Frank Sinatra’s Son”: The Ronan Farrow Story

Sometimes a person will grow up thinking they are one person’s son, only to learn later that they have actually been Frank Sinatra’s love child the whole time. In a new interview for Vanity Fair, Mia Farrow said that her son Ronan Farrow, now 25, is not Woody Allen’s son but “possibly” Frank Sinatra’s.

By: Leah Beckmann / October 2, 2013

Whose ’90s Style Did Jill Zarin Steal?

“Yes, this is what a young person would wear,” Jill Zarin nodded to herself in the mirror.

By: Leah Beckmann / September 27, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Is “Finally In a Rap Feud” with Kanye West

Kanye West mad. Kanye West no like funnyman on TV with crazy face. Kanye West no. Like. Jokes. With. Kids.

By: Leah Beckmann / September 27, 2013

This Is Your Life Designed by Ciara’s Instagram

Ciara’s Instagram is a veritable curio cabinet of treasures. Curated to include a mix of black and white glamour shots, stream-of-conscious notes written on the Notes app, and photos of straight up strangers and their bangs, her Instagram is a joy to follow. Like a mood ring you got from Claire’s, it is also a…

By: Leah Beckmann / September 23, 2013