I drink lots of coffee.

Read more from

Kirsten Dunst Thinks Writers Should Not Be Heard

Maybe Kirsten Dunst really was in rehab solely to deal with personality disorders.
She seems to be a little insecure.
Digital Spy reports that the chronically thin and boy-hungry actress had the author of the 2001 book How to Lose Friends and Alienate People kicked off the set of his own movie.
“[Dunst] overheard me…

lisatee / September 5, 2008

‘Tropic Thunder’ Makes Retard Blunder

The line between humor and hurtful speech can be a thin one. Some advocacy groups, according to E!, believe that the new comedy from director/performer Ben Stiller obliterates that line.
Spokespersons from the Special Olympics and the American Association of Disabled Persons have protested the use of the term retard in Tropic Thunder. The movie,…

lisatee / August 12, 2008

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Share Clothes

Katie Holmes likes to wear jeans belonging to husband Tom Cruise.
It keeps them “connected,” according to Star.
Connected? There’s probably a tracking device built into them!
Katie’s been photographed multiple times wearing denim that’s rolled at the ankle and baggy on her lithe frame.
“She was surprised they fit her so well,” a source…

lisatee / August 8, 2008

Jon Hamm: It’s Tough Being a Chauvanist

His character and show have been nominated for a slew of Emmys, but Mad Men’s Jon Hamm is having a hard time reconciling with his small screen, sexist ways.
“I was raised by a single mom and am surrounded by strong women, so seeing females treated as nothing more than ornaments or toys doesn’t sit…

lisatee / August 4, 2008

Eva Mendes’ Panties Pay The Rent

Eva Mendes will be modeling Calvin Klein’s new Seductive Comfort line of lingerie in fashion magazine ads this fall.
Hands down, she’s gotta be the hottest thing that’s ever happened to rehab. Seriously, where do you sign up?
These ads are aimed at women, but let’s be honest—you know who’s really gonna be eyeing them.

lisatee / July 22, 2008

Audrina Patridge: I’m Not Moving!

Perez Hilton reported this afternoon that a moving truck was outside of Lauren Conrad’s house. Both Lo Bosworth and Audrina Patridge live there.
Perez “informed” his readers that someone was moving out of the house. His guess was Audrina, since she and Lauren have had problems.
So, as opposed to relying on the word of…

lisatee / July 11, 2008

Video: Tim McGraw Tosses Out Trouble

At a recent Tim McGraw concert in Auburn, Washington, an overzealous fan in the front row caught the attention of the “I Like It, I Love It” singer and was physically removed—by Tim himself.

“Security, get rid of this guy,” the singer announced into his microphone in the midst of…

lisatee / June 26, 2008

Archuleta and Efron: Heartthrob ‘High School’?

Hollywood is nothing if not about the crossover opportunity. Now David Archuleta is poised to cement his place in teenland—if Disney execs have their way. The powers that be want the Idol runner-up to pop up in the hugely anticipated big-screen High School Musical 3.
The squeaky-clean babyfaced Mormon is a perfect fit for the…

lisatee / June 9, 2008

Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal to McWed

Harrison Ford has popped the question to Calista Flockhart. Given that the 65-year-old Indiana Jones star proposed on April Fool’s Day, many wondered if it were as genuine as the special effects in Harrison’s most recent action flick. Remember, we’ve been down this road with them before.
The two have been dating almost six years.

lisatee / May 29, 2008

Amy Winehouse Cleans Her House, Stops There

Crackhead Amy Winehouse was photographed doing something besides running around in a dirty bra and being high. She cleaned! Amy grabbed a vacuum, used it on her drug rug and took out the trash.
With her gorgeous beehive suspended in a kerchief (she doesn’t want it falling free and reversing her cleaning efforts), Amy showed…

lisatee / May 29, 2008

Jessica Simpson Pulls a Yee-Haw

You can’t blame a girl for trying. Jessica Simpson has been threatening to go country for months, and now she’s made good (or bad). Her first C&W single, “Come On Over,” has hit the Web, and it’s about what you’d expect—part Dolly Parton, part Minnie Mouse, part Joe Simpson. Hey, if you can’t hack it…

lisatee / May 28, 2008

Lindsay Dodges Balls on ‘Ugly Betty’…Not That Kind

So, the much anticipated season finale of Ugly Betty is on tonight.
Here’s a sneak peek at Lindsay Lohan guest-starring in the episode in a role she’s done before and quite well, a high school bully.
Tonight, La Lohan’s character is introduced to the series as a blast from Betty’s academic past. She is set…

lisatee / May 22, 2008

Halle and Gabriel Engaged?

A shimmery diamond ring that Halle Berry was wearing this weekend had tongues wagging. The Academy Award-winning actress was spotted by some eagle-eyed witnesses with an impressive bauble on her left hand, prompting the obvious question of whether or not it was an engagement ring from her boyfriend and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry.
However, a…

lisatee / May 15, 2008

Gary Dourdan Takes a Big Hit

Life just imitated art for Gary Dourdan, who was slammed with three felony drug charges for the April 29 bust in which he was found passed out at 5 a.m. with his car facing the wrong way and a sizable stash of cocaine, heroin and ecstacy, among other pharmaceuticals.
Dourdan had just come from the…

lisatee / May 6, 2008

Miley Has 4 Minutes to Dance Her Butt Off

Madonna’s single “4 Minutes” gets the Disney Channel treatment from teen singer Miley Cyrus and her best dancing buddy, Mandy Jiroux. The two girls dedicated an installment of their YouTube webisode series to an elaborate music video filled with choreographed break-dancing moves performed by Miley, Mandy, some ninjas and the rest of their dance crew.

lisatee / May 2, 2008

Miley Cyrus Challenged to Step Up

A cutthroat competition has arisen between Disney star Miley Cyrus’ rhythmic band of pranksters and Step Up 2: The Streets director Jon Chu. Set to the tune of Madonna’s “4 Minutes,” Miley and her good buddy Mandy Jiroux escalated their ongoing battle with Chu by premiering their extravaganza of twirling ninjas, kooky costumes and break-dancing…

lisatee / May 2, 2008