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By: steve / November 23, 2009

‘Heroes’ Actor George Takei Marries Brad Altman

Wedding fever is in the air!
Taking advantage of California’s overturning of the gay marriage ban in May, actor George Takei and his boyfriend of 21 years, Brad Altman, were wed last night in a Buddhist ceremony in downtown Los Angeles. “All I can remember is what the priest said,” Takei, 71, later told…

By: steve / September 15, 2008

More Michael Cera, Please

Michael Cera, everyone’s favorite awkward teenager, has a new movie coming out next month, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Is his character any different from his past movies? Nope, but nobody is complaining! 
The last few times we saw Michael were in 2007’s sleeper hit Juno and in the mega-successful Superbad
Cera first…

By: steve / September 14, 2008

Winner Vs. Loser: Lindsay Lohan Beats Lynne Spears

Ever since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaked their relationship into the public eye, good things keep happening to the former wild child. This week was no exception:

Linds passed on Playboy—a year ago she would have been all over that ish. 
Not only does GF and BFF Sam want to make…

By: steve / September 12, 2008

Rihanna Soothes a Bruised Chris Brown

Apparently, Rihanna has a habit of tending to her buddy Chris Brown’s physical maladies.Proving once again what a good friend she is, the Barbados-born singer rushed to her totally monogamous pal’s side yesterday to provide a comforting presence as he nursed a bruised noggin. Actually, the contusion was an effect for Bone Deep, the flick

By: steve / September 11, 2008

Guyliner Just Got a Lot Classier Thanks to Europe

Yves Saint Laurent just added one more tool to the make-up kit of metrosexual self-perfection.
The Touche Eclat for Men, similar to a lady’s under-eye concealer, is ideal for the guy who already has guyliner and a medicine chest full of apricot face masks. It can also help rein in errant guyliner smudges; so Jared Leto,…

By: steve / September 11, 2008

Tobey Maguire: Not Very Quick On His Feet

Pfft; some superhero Tobey Maguire is. The Spider-Man actor went running in New York recently, but couldn’t manage to outrun the paps as they kept pace with him and snapped away. Maguire has a tendency to avoid paparazzi like a case of herpes, so obviously his turtle-like trot wasn’t an effort to play chummy with…

By: steve / September 11, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert Returns to ’24’

Good news, Elisha Cuthbert fans! The hockey groupie and friend of the downtrodden is reprising her role as Kim Bauer for the upcoming season of 24. Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello reports, “Sources confirm to me exclusively that Cuthbert has inked a deal to reprise her role as Jack’s lightning rod of an offspring for a…

By: steve / September 11, 2008

Dave Matthews Stands Up With Julia Roberts

A normally “shy” Julia Roberts introduced one of her favorite singers, Dave Matthews and his band, at a charity concert for the Stand Up For Cancer initiative last night at Madison Square Garden.
The longtime friends stood together for the initiative which benefits lung cancer research.
Matthews (who also recently lost a bandmate)…

By: steve / September 11, 2008

Famous and Fatherless: Top 10 Single Star Moms

Nowadays, Hollywood relationships seem to end before they even begin. Sadly, sometimes an innocent child is left without two solid parents. 
In the past year, the world has unfortunately seen Jamie Lynn Spears and Liv Tyler become single mothers.
Check out the list of top 10 single mothers in Hollywood—from least prepared to…

By: steve / September 11, 2008

‘High School Musical’ Cast Makes the Big Bucks

Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are teen millionaires, thanks to their star turns in the High School Musical franchise. And the cash flow has only just begun.
According to In Touch, Zac earned $3 million to appear in the third High School Musical, while the Tizz took $2.8 million to reprise

By: steve / September 10, 2008

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: Still in Love?

What a complex web of pure mystery Paris Hilton is. Goodness gracious!
One minute she appears to have changed her wild ways for Benji Madden, and the next she’s supposedly romancing MySpace chief Chris De Wolfe.
Nonetheless, Paris and Benji snuggled up for photo ops at the Toronto Film Festival. The Hilton documentary…

By: steve / September 10, 2008

Miley Cyrus: Happy Disney Gay Day

Miley Cyrusbirthday bash just went to a whole ‘nother level.
The October 5 date set aside for Miley’s 16th birthday at Anaheim, California’s Disneyland, just happens to be the same day as the kid-friendly park’s 11th annual Gay Days Event.
An estimated 30,000 gay and lesbian participants are expected to be o…

By: steve / August 22, 2008

Ghostly Pics: Top 11 Celebrity Pale-Faces

Marilyn Manson sure seems to like ‘em wan. Rose McGowan, Evan Rachel Wood and Dita Von Teese—all former or current flames of the pasty goth rocker—all look like they’re perpetually auditioning for a Kabuki production.
And at least two of them are among the sexiest women in celebrity land.
Click through the gallery…

By: steve / June 21, 2008