I firmly believe the following: Twilight is awful; Robert Pattinson is ugly; proper spelling and grammar are important; teasing Twifreaks is fun; Megan Fox is 90% plastic, 5% silicone and 5% actual human being; Transformers movies are horrible; Lady Gaga is a woman; Jensen Ackles is amazing; celebrities are only good for entertainment and should not be obsessed over, stalked, fantasized about or idolized.