Avril Lavigne: No Fan of Fangs
Bird-flippin' belter Avril Lavigne might be trying to sink her teeth into YouTube's vast resources at the moment, but if Star magazine is to be believed, the "Complicated" singer will be blunting her choppers in the near future.
A source close to Lavigne claims that "Avril hates her fangs" and is "planning on having them filed down by a cosmetic dentist."
The source adds: "As soon as Avril finds some time to take off so it won't interfere with her singing, she's getting it done."
So there's still a chance that she'll flip out and go vampire on Chris Daughtry during her upcoming supporting stint for the chrome-domed American Idol alum!
Maybe Avril should see a doctor about having that spiky protuberance removed from her side. It's really more distracting than her Dracula mouth.