Avril Lavigne Will Open for Cash

Avril Lavigne Will Open for Cash-photo

Wasn't Avril Lavigne at the top of the music game not too long ago, busting the charts with songs like "Girlfriend" and "Complicated"? Or was that all just a disturbing dream?

Either way, the Canadian bird-flipper is opening (yes, opening) for Daughtry August 3 at the Toms River Festival in New Jersey. And just as a reminder, Chris Daughtry didn't even win American Idol the season he was on.

Adding kerosene to the raging fire that is Avril's shame, the dethroned mall punk is also opening for new Rolling Stone cover boys the Jonas Brothers on seven tour dates prior to the Toms River fest.

No wonder she's hocking her name to fragrances and demanding a couple million dollars from YouTube. It's hard out there for a washed-up sk8er girl.







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  • kardemee

    Here are some of the accolades attributed to Avril Lavinge’s (below) in the last year, how does this make her anywhere near a has-been status? Avril Lavigne was one of the Most Awarded Artists in the World in 2007, if not the most awarded artist in 2007? Avril Lavigne was the Best Selling Female Artist in the World in 2007, http://www.worldwidealbums.net/2007ye.htm Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend was the most downloaded song in the World in 2007. Avril Lavigne is among the top five most downloaded artists in the United States, according to, Gracenote Music. Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend video is the most viewed music video on YouTube? YouTube - Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend , Over 94 Million views, Wow! Avril Lavigne took home the honors for “best-selling pop/rock female artist” and “best-selling Canadian artist.", "At the World Music Awards on Nov. 4th, Avril Won The Bestselling Female Artist at the 2007 World Music Awards ,this was based on sales not votes. http://www.avrilbandaids.com/forums/articles-concert-reviews/51196-avril-won-bestselling-female-artist-2007-world-music-awards.html "Avril Lavigne is the number-one-selling artist in Japan - and the Japanese, who love pop culture like no one else, equate Canada with all things hip because of Avril Lavigne.", http://www.vueweekly.com/article.php?id=7546 Avril Lavigne having the most NO. 1 Top 40 Hits This Decade: Avril Lavigne has ascended to a lofty pedestal: The 22-year-old now has the most No. 1 top 40 hits this decade at "five" and is the No. 2 artist in the 14-year history of Nielsen BDS, behind Mariah Carey's six chart-toppers. —Chuck Taylor (Billboard Magazine) Here is article: Billboard.com, http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/content_display/reviews/singles/e3i6337374c02990aa382432d13494ab554 I read this last year that Avril Lavigne has more fan-based websites dedicated to her than any other artist in the world. Avril Lavigne Bandaids, was the most visited English music fan site in the world: AvrilBandaids.com There is even senior citizen fan clubs for Avril, "Seniors For Avril", http://avril.rules.it/ What all record companies falling album sales, Bertelsmann’s half of Sony BMG earned €93 million, up by €3 million, helped largely by cost cuts in marketing and sales. Sony's bestselling albums were The Best Damn Thing, by Avril Lavigne, and As I Am, by Alicia Keys, both of which sold over about five million copies. Source: Bertelsmann ponders its harmony with Sony - Times Online http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/media/article3577814.ece Avril was 2008 People's Choice Favourite Canadian Artist: Avril Lavigne - "When You're Gone", http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpost/news/arts_life/story.html?id=9e895dcd-8ae9-4a4d-9e25-f129baa950fe I could go on but I think you get the point. It has indeed been a very good year for Avril Lavigne, there are millions of people around the world both young and old that love Avril Lavigne, so please tell me how she is not at the top of her game?