A company that makes custom action figures has created not only a John McCain figure, but also a “beach bum” Barack Obama. Both have pumped up muscles full of haiku inspiration.
President striptease
Exaggerated biceps
May the hot doll win
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When a candidate’s
“Polling the electorate”
Stamina’s a must
Plastic presidents
Are still a great improvement
Over the current one