The Beckham Bulge Is Back!
Jun 18, 2008 at 2:33pm
You know you want it. And David Beckham wants you to have it. His pelvis, that is, because nothing comes between him and his Emporio Armani boxer briefs.
With the collective consciousness still reeling from the first phase of Beckham’s Armani soft-porn promos, a new campaign kicks off today. The yummy shots are being unveiled by soccer’s richest stud himself at Macy’s in San Francisco.
Oh, how those City by the Bay boys are gonna be lining up in the shadow of that building-size mural!
So, without further ado, David Beckham and his pecs and bulge and rock and roll…
my saliva glands are going crazy!
Truly… there is a God.
THAT IS SO STUFFED. NOT POSSIBLE.
damn. ive got a lot of work to do
god damnit. we have to compete with THIS? It’s like he is a spartan
Bah; the go-go dancer that Mickey Rourke was hanging out with is sexier.
omh,,