Beyonce Makes Obama an Offer He Can Refuse
Nov 6, 2008 at 1:19pm
Us reports that Beyonce would be ecstatic to sing for newly elected President Barack Obama on Inauguration Day.
“I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do,” she says. “Whatever they want—if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready.”
Just don’t look like this, B.
Now will Beyonce be performing, or Sasha—her ferocious alter ego?
Mrs. Jay-Z was so excited after the election that she went to bed Tuesday night without removing her makeup! (She removes her makeup?)
The tough-minded diva “fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!”
marilyn monroe and john f kennedy, anyone?
Why’s Barack always holding his hand up to his ear? With ears like those he should have superhuman hearing.
Beyonce is B-ey-oring.