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Billy Ray's Two Cents on 'Vanity Fair' Pics

by celebuzz on Jun. 17, 2008 11:30 AM / 6 Comments

Now that the chatter about the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair pictures has, well, completely died down, Billy Ray Cyrus reopened the whole can of worms on Today with Meredith Vieira.

Billy Ray was on the show to promote Nashville Star, and it looks like he succeeded.

The "Achy Breaky Heart" crooner used his homespun logic to explain how the family dealt with Miley's semi-nude shame, "My dad always said, 'The more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks.' "

Billy Ray reiterated that he was unaware of any plans to "strip [Miley] down and wrap her in a blanket," because he had to leave the shoot early as a result of a prior commitment.

All this fuss about these pictures makes no sense.

Miley's clearly got much bigger problems, like the gang warfare in which she's currently engaged.

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“Billy Ray Cyrus should be interviewed all day every day. Check out these awesome answers that run the hilarious gamut of poop and turkey necks:

On the advice Kris Kristofferson gave him:
"And I remember Kris Kristofferson stopped me backstage at one of my shows and said, 'Listen, hoss, always remember: The turkey with the longest neck’s always going to be the one everyone’s shootin' at'."

Billy Ray also added: "Yeah, the troops... and a group of scientists who needed me to play my gee-tar to cure cancer. Yeah. Dang gum diddily, I reckon all that stuff." Wait a minute, he done served us a cowpie!”

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“Ya hear that, folks? The more you stop and poop the more it stinks. So after you go #2, get the hell away from that poo!”

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lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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hahaha...i like that he said "stomp" and not "step." the latter sounds a lot less intentional.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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haha, such white trash!
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
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What a liar. He was totally there for the entire shoot.
n33n 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i don't even understand whats wrong with the pictures, i mean shes covered.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Someone should cover HIM with a blanket...and then pummel him with a baseball bat.
tracimac 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I thought those photos were just fine. I think they are going to milk the issue as much as they can though, probably until the dang Hannah Montana movie comes out. When that happens I will be staying away from the theater for a whole month or two.